Tostartwithfivepercenthandicapwasaverygreatadvantage;andifthemanwasreallyagoodman,hecouldnotbeovertaken。ButifthemanthoughtthathehadlearnedallabouttheprofessionofasoldierbecausehehadbeenintheNationalGuardorintheRegularArmyundertheconditionsIhavedescribed,thenhewasactuallyoflessusethanifhehadneverhadanymilitaryexperienceatall。Suchamanwasapttothinkthatnicetyofalignment,precisioninwheeling,andcorrectnessinthemanualofarmsweretheendsoftrainingandtheguaranteesofgoodsoldiership,andthatfromguardmountingtosentrydutyeverythinginwarwastobedoneinaccordancewithwhathehadlearnedinpeace。Asamatteroffact,mostofwhathehadlearnedwasneverusedatall,andsomeofithadtobeunlearned。Theonething,forinstance,thatasentryoughtnevertodoinanactualcampaignistowalkupanddownalinewherehewillbeconspicuous。Hisbusinessistoliedownsomewhereoffaridgecrestwherehecanseeanyoneapproaching,butwhereamanapproachingcannotseehim。Asfortheceremonies,duringthereallyhardpartofacampaignonlythebarestessentialsarekept。
Almostallofthejuniorregularofficers,andmanyoftheseniorregularofficers,werefinemen。But,throughnofaultoftheirown,hadbeenforcedtoleadlivesthatfairlyparalyzedtheirefficiencywhenthestrainofmodernwarcameonthem。Theroutineelderlyregularofficerwhoknewnothingwhateverofmodernwarwasinmostrespectsnearlyasworthlessasarawrecruit。Thepositionsandcommandsprescribedinthetext-booksweremadeintofetishesbysomeofthesemen,andtreatedasiftheyweretheends,insteadofthenotalwaysimportantmeansbywhichtheendsweretobeachieved。IntheCubanfighting,forinstance,itwouldhavebeenfollyformetohavetakenmyplaceintherearoftheregiment,thecanonicaltext-bookposition。MybusinesswastobewhereIcouldkeepmostcommandovertheregiment,and,inarough-and-tumble,scramblingfightinthickjungle,thishadtodependuponthecourseofevents,andusuallymeantthatIhadtobeatthefront。Isawinthatfightingmorethanoneelderlyregimentalcommanderwhounwittinglyrenderedtheonlyservicehecouldrendertohisregimentbytakinguphisproperpositionseveralhundredyardsintherearwhenthefightingbegan;
forthentheregimentdisappearedinthejungle,andforitsgoodfortunethecommandingofficerneversawitagainuntillongafterthefightwasover。
AfteroneCubanfightalieutenant-coloneloftheregulars,incommandofaregiment,whohadmetwithjustsuchanexperienceandhadrejoinedusatthefrontseveralhoursafterthecloseofthefighting,askedmewhatmymenweredoingwhenthefightbegan。I
answeredthattheywerefollowingintraceincolumnoftwos,andthattheinstanttheshootingbeganIdeployedthemasskirmishersonbothsidesofthetrail。Heansweredtriumphantly,“Youcan’tdeploymenasskirmishersfromcolumnformation“;towhichIresponded,“Well,I