Havingdescended,asIsaidbefore,toaboutonehundredfeetfromthesurfaceoftheearth,thelittleoldgentlemanwassuddenlyseizedwithafitoftrepidation,andappeareddisinclinedtomakeanynearerapproachtoterrafirma。Throwingout,therefore,aquantityofsandfromacanvasbag,which,heliftedwithgreatdifficulty,hebecamestationaryinaninstant。Hethenproceeded,inahurriedandagitatedmanner,toextractfromaside-pocketinhissurtoutalargemoroccopocket-book。Thishepoisedsuspiciouslyinhishand,theneyeditwithanairofextremesurprise,andwasevidentlyastonishedatitsweight。Heatlengthopenedit,anddrawingtherefromahugelettersealedwithredsealing-waxandtiedcarefullywithredtape,letitfallpreciselyatthefeetoftheburgomaster,SuperbusVonUnderduk。HisExcellencystoopedtotakeitup。Buttheaeronaut,stillgreatlydiscomposed,andhavingapparentlynofartherbusinesstodetainhiminRotterdam,beganatthismomenttomakebusypreparationsfordeparture;anditbeingnecessarytodischargeaportionofballasttoenablehimtoreascend,thehalfdozenbagswhichhethrewout,oneafteranother,withouttakingthetroubletoemptytheircontents,tumbled,everyoneofthem,mostunfortunatelyuponthebackoftheburgomaster,androlledhimoverandovernolessthanone-and-twentytimes,inthefaceofeverymaninRotterdam。Itisnottobesupposed,however,thatthegreatUnderduksufferedthisimpertinenceonthepartofthelittleoldmantopassoffwithimpunity。Itissaid,onthecontrary,thatduringeachandeveryoneofhisone-andtwentycircumvolutionsheemittednolessthanone-and-twentydistinctandfuriouswhiffsfromhispipe,towhichheheldfastthewholetimewithallhismight,andtowhichheintendsholdingfastuntilthedayofhisdeath。
Inthemeantimetheballoonaroselikealark,and,soaringfarawayabovethecity,atlengthdriftedquietlybehindacloudsimilartothatfromwhichithadsooddlyemerged,andwasthuslostforevertothewonderingeyesofthegoodcitieznsofRotterdam。Allattentionwasnowdirectedtotheletter,thedescentofwhich,andtheconsequencesattendingthereupon,hadprovedsofatallysubversiveofbothpersonandpersonaldignitytohisExcellency,theillustriousBurgomasterMynheerSuperbusVonUnderduk。Thatfunctionary,however,hadnotfailed,duringhiscircumgyratorymovements,tobestowathoughtupontheimportantsubjectofsecuringthepacketinquestion,whichwasseen,uponinspection,tohavefallenintothemostproperhands,beingactuallyaddressedtohimselfandProfessorRub-a-dub,intheirofficialcapacitiesofPresidentandVice-PresidentoftheRotterdamCollegeofAstronomy。Itwasaccordinglyopenedbythosedignitariesuponthespot,andfoundtocontainthefollowingextraordinary,andindeedveryserious,communications。
TotheirExcellenciesVonUnderdukandRub-a-dub,PresidentandVice-PresidentoftheStates’CollegeofAstronomers,inthecityofRotterdam。
“YourExcellenciesmayperhapsbeabletorememberanhumbleartizan,bynameHansPfaall,andbyoccupationamenderofbellows,who,withthreeothers,disappearedfromRotterdam,aboutfiveyearsago,inamannerwhichmusthavebeenconsideredbyallpartiesatoncesudden,andextremelyunaccountable。If,however,itsopleaseyourExcellencies,I,thewriterofthiscommunication,amtheidenticalHansPfaallhimself。Itiswellknowntomostofmyfellowcitizens,thatfortheperiodoffortyyearsIcontinuedtooccupythelittlesquarebrickbuilding,attheheadofthealleycalledSauerkraut,inwhichIresidedatthetimeofmydisappearance。Myancestorshavealsoresidedthereintimeoutofmindthey,aswellasmyself,steadilyfollowingtherespectableandindeedlucrativeprofessionofmendingofbellows。For,tospeakthetruth,untiloflateyears,thattheheadsofallthepeoplehavebeensetagogwithpolitics,nobetterbusinessthanmyowncouldanhonestcitizenofRotterdameitherdesireordeserve。Creditwasgood,employmentwasneverwanting,andonallhandstherewasnolackofeithermoneyorgood-will。But,asIwassaying,wesoonbegantofeeltheeffectsoflibertyandlongspeeches,andradicalism,andallthatsortofthing。Peoplewhowereformerly,theverybestcustomersintheworld,hadnownotamomentoftimetothinkofusatall。Theyhad,sotheysaid,asmuchastheycoulddotoreadabouttherevolutions,andkeepupwiththemarchofintellectandthespiritoftheage。Ifafirewantedfanning,itcouldreadilybefannedwithanewspaper,andasthegovernmentgrewweaker,Ihavenodoubtthatleatherandironacquireddurabilityinproportion,for,inaveryshorttime,therewasnotapairofbellowsinallRotterdamthateverstoodinneedofastitchorrequiredtheassistanceofahammer。Thiswasastateofthingsnottobeendured。Isoongrewaspoorasarat,and,havingawifeandchildrentoprovidefor,myburdensatlengthbecameintolerable,andIspenthourafterhourinreflectinguponthemostconvenientmethodofputtinganendtomylife。Duns,inthemeantime,leftmelittleleisureforcontemplation。Myhousewasliterallybesiegedfrommorningtillnight,sothatIbegantorave,andfoam,andfretlikeacagedtigeragainstthebarsofhisenclosure。Therewerethreefellowsinparticularwhoworriedmebeyondendurance,keepingwatchcontinuallyaboutmydoor,andthreateningmewiththelaw。UponthesethreeIinternallyvowedthebitterestrevenge,ifeverIshouldbesohappyastogetthemwithinmyclutches;andIbelievenothingintheworldbutthepleasureofthisanticipationpreventedmefromputtingmyplanofsuicideintoimmediateexecution,byblowingmybrainsoutwithablunderbuss。I
thoughtitbest,however,todissemblemywrath,andtotreatthemwithpromisesandfairwords,until,bysomegoodturnoffate,anopportunityofvengeanceshouldbeaffordedme。