`Bitsofoldwoodcarvingsfromthepulpit,andpanelsfromthechancel,andimagesfromtheorgan-loft,’saidtheclerk。`Portraitsofthetwelveapostlesinwood,andnotawholenoseamong’em。Allbroken,andworm-eaten,andcrumblingtodustattheedges。Asbrittleascrockery,sir,andasoldasthechurch,ifnotolder。’
`AndwhyweretheygoingtoLondon?Toberepaired?’
`That’sit,sir,toberepaired,andwheretheywerepastrepair,tobecopiedinsoundwood。But,blessyou,themoneyfellshort,andtheretheyare,waitingfornewsubscriptions,andnobodytosubscribe。Itwasalldoneayearago,sir。Sixgentlemendinedtogetheraboutit,atthehotelinthenewtown。Theymadespeeches,andpassedresolutions,andputtheirnamesdown,andprintedoffthousandsofprospectuses。Beautifulprospectuses,sir,allflourishedoverwithGothicdevicesinredink,sayingitwasadisgracenottorestorethechurchandrepairthefamouscarvings,andsoon。Therearetheprospectusesthatcouldn’tbedistributed,andthearchitect’splansandestimates,andthewholecorrespondencewhichseteverybodyatloggerheadsandendedinadispute,alldowntogetherinthatcorner,behindthepacking-cases。Themoneydribbledinalittleatfirst——butwhatFanyouexpectoutofLondon?Therewasjustenough,youknow,topackthebrokencarvings,andgettheestimates,andpaytheprinter’sbill,andafterthattherewasn’tahalfpennyleft。Therethethingsare,asIsaidbefore。Wehavenowhereelsetoputthem——nobodyinthenewtowncaresaboutaccommodatingus——we’reinalostcorner——andthisisanuntidyvestry——andwho’stohelpit?——that’swhatIwanttoknow。’
Myanxietytoexaminetheregisterdidnotdisposemetooffermuchencouragementtotheoldman’stalkativeness。Iagreedwithhimthatnobodycouldhelptheuntidinessofthevestry,andthensuggestedthatweshouldproceedtoourbusinesswithoutmoredelay。
`Ay,ay,themarriage-register,tobesure,’saidtheclerk,takingalittlebunchofkeysfromhispocket。`Howfardoyouwanttolookback,sir?’