WhentheSupremeGovernmentisatSimla,thesepapersarepreparedthere,andgoroundtothepeoplewhooughttoseetheminoffice-
boxesorbypost。TheprincipleofsecrecywastothatViceroyquiteasimportantasthepractice,andheheldthatabenevolentdespotismlikeOursshouldneverallowevenlittlethings,suchasappointmentsofsubordinateclerks,toleakouttillthepropertime。Hewasalwaysremarkableforhisprinciples。
Therewasaveryimportantbatchofpapersinpreparationatthattime。IthadtotravelfromoneendofSimlatotheotherbyhand。
Itwasnotputintoanofficialenvelope,butalarge,square,pale-pinkone;thematterbeinginMS。onsoftcrinkleypaper。Itwasaddressedto“TheHeadClerk,etc。,etc。”Now,between“TheHeadClerk,etc。,etc。,“and“Mrs。Hauksbee“andaflourish,isnoverygreatdifferenceiftheaddressbewritteninaverybadhand,asthiswas。Thechaprassiwhotooktheenvelopewasnotmoreofanidiotthanmostchaprassis。Hemerelyforgotwherethismostunofficialcoverwastobedelivered,andsoaskedthefirstEnglishmanhemet,whohappenedtobeamanridingdowntoAnnandaleinagreathurry。TheEnglishmanhardlylooked,said:
“HauksbeeSahibkiMem,“andwenton。Sodidthechaprasss,becausethatletterwasthelastinstockandhewantedtogethisworkover。Therewasnobooktosign;hethrusttheletterintoMrs。Hauksbee\'sbearer\'shandsandwentofftosmokewithafriend。