Samrefreshedhimselfwithakiss,andreadasfollows:
MarkisGranBydorkenWensdy。
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Wotaincomprehensibleletter,saidSam。who’stoknowwotitmeans,vithallthishe-ingandI-ing!Itain’tmyfather’swritin’,’ceptthisheresignaterinprintletters。that’shis。
Perhapshegotsomebodytowriteitforhim,andsignedithimselfafterwards,saidtheprettyhousemaid。