\"Assoonasyouweregone,sir,Icarriedoutyourinstructions,andhelpedthepoordevilofasentrytoemptyhisbottle,thoughhewouldhavewillinglydispensedwithmyassistanceinthematter;I
thentoldhimyouhadgonetobed,andhelockedthedoorasusual,andwentawayaftershakingmebythehand。AfterhehadgoneIwenttobed。Nextmorningtheworthymanwasathispostbynineo’clock,andattenthethreeofficerscame,andonmytellingthemthatyouwerestillasleeptheywentaway,biddingmecometoacoffee—house,andsummonthemwhenyougotup。Astheywaitedandwaitedtonopurpose,theycameagainatnoon,andtoldthesoldiertoopenthedoor。Whatfollowedamusedme,thoughIwasinsomedangerinthemidstoftherascals。
\"Theywentin,andtakingthewig—blockforyourheadtheycameuptothebedandpolitelywishedyougoodmorning。Youtooknonotice,sooneofthemproceededtogiveyouagentleshake,andthebaublefellandrolledalongthefloor。Iroaredwithlaughteratthesightoftheiramazement。
\"’Youlaugh,doyou,rascal?Telluswhereyourmasteris。’Andtogiveemphasistotheirwordstheyaccompaniedthemwithsomestrokesofthecane。
\"Iwasnotgoingtostandthissortofthing,soItoldthem,withanoath,thatiftheydidnotstopIshoulddefendmyself,addingthatI