EnterPANTHINOPANTHINOLaunce，away，away，aboard！thymasterisshippedandthouarttopostafterwithoars。What\'sthematter？whyweepestthou，man？Away，ass！You\'lllosethetide，ifyoutarryanylonger。LAUNCEItisnomatterifthetiedwerelost;
foritistheunkindesttiedthateveranymantied。PANTHINOWhat\'stheunkindesttide？LAUNCEWhy，hethat\'stiedhere，Crab，mydog。PANTHINOTut，man，Imeanthou\'ltlosetheflood，and，inlosingtheflood，losethyvoyage，and，inlosingthyvoyage，losethymaster，and，inlosingthymaster，losethyservice，and，inlosingthyservice，——Whydostthoustopmymouth？LAUNCEForfearthoushouldstlosethytongue。PANTHINOWhereshouldIlosemytongue？LAUNCEInthytale。PANTHINOInthytail！LAUNCELosethetide，andthevoyage，andthemaster，andtheservice，andthetied！Why，man，iftheriverweredry，Iamabletofillitwithmytears;
ifthewindweredown，Icoulddrivetheboatwithmysighs。PANTHINOCome，comeaway，man;Iwassenttocallthee。LAUNCESir，callmewhatthoudarest。PANTHINOWiltthougo？LAUNCEWell，Iwillgo。
ExeuntSCENEIV。Milan。TheDUKE\'spalace。EnterSILVIA，VALENTINE，THURIO，andSPEEDSILVIAServant！VALENTINEMistress？SPEEDMaster，SirThuriofrownsonyou。VALENTINEAy，boy，it\'sforlove。SPEEDNotofyou。VALENTINEOfmymistress，then。SPEED\'Tweregoodyouknockedhim。
ExitSILVIAServant，youaresad。VALENTINEIndeed，madam，Iseemso。THURIOSeemyouthatyouarenot？VALENTINEHaplyIdo。THURIOSodocounterfeits。VALENTINESodoyou。THURIOWhatseemIthatIamnot？VALENTINEWise。THURIOWhatinstanceofthecontrary？VALENTINEYourfolly。THURIOAndhowquoteyoumyfolly？VALENTINEIquoteitinyourjerkin。THURIOMyjerkinisadoublet。VALENTINEWell，then，I\'lldoubleyourfolly。THURIOHow？SILVIAWhat，angry，SirThurio！doyouchangecolour？VALENTINEGivehimleave，madam;heisakindofchameleon。THURIOThathathmoremindtofeedonyourbloodthanliveinyourair。VALENTINEYouhavesaid，sir。THURIOAy，sir，anddonetoo，forthistime。VALENTINEIknowitwell，sir;youalwaysendereyoubegin。SILVIAAfinevolleyofwords，gentlemen，andquicklyshotoff。VALENTINE\'Tisindeed，madam;wethankthegiver。SILVIAWhoisthat，servant？VALENTINEYourself，sweetlady;foryougavethefire。SirThurioborrowshiswitfromyourladyship\'slooks，andspendswhatheborrowskindlyinyourcompany。THURIOSir，ifyouspendwordforwordwithme，Ishallmakeyourwitbankrupt。VALENTINEIknowitwell，sir;youhaveanexchequerofwords，and，Ithink，noothertreasuretogiveyourfollowers，foritappearsbytheirbareliveries，thattheylivebyyourbarewords。SILVIANomore，gentlemen，nomore:——herecomesmyfather。