\"Giveprisintcondition,\"herepeatedthoughtfully。\"Nowwhatdothimclerksbewantin\'toknow,Iwonder!\'Prisintcondition,\'isut?Thimpigs,praiseSt。Patrick,dobeingoodhealth,sofarasIknow,butI
niverwasnoveternairysurgeontodagopigs。Mebbythimclerkswantsmetocallinthepigdoctheran\'havetheirpulsestook。WanthingIdoknow,howiver,whichisthey\'vegloriousappytitesforpigsoftheirsoize。Ate?They\'datethebrasspadlocksoffofabarndoorIIfthepaddypig,bythesametoken,ateasheartyasthesedagopigsdo,there\'dbeafamineinIreland。\"
Toassurehimselfthathisreportwouldbeuptodate,Flannerywenttotherearoftheofficeandlookedintothecage。Thepigshadbeentransferredtoalargerbox——adrygoodsbox。
\"Wan,——two,——t\'ree,——four,——five,——six,——sivin,——eight!\"hecounted。\"Sivinspottedan\'wanallblack。Allwellan\'heartyan\'alleatin\'loikeragin\'hippypottymusses。Hewentbacktohisdeskandwrote。
\"Mr。Morgan,HeadofTariffDepartment,\"hewrote。\"WhydoIsaydagopigsispigsbecausetheyispigsandwillbetilyousaytheyain\'twhichiswhattherulebooksaysstopyourjollyingmeyouknowitaswellasIdo。